Saturday, December 25, 2010
Chapter 5: Warning Signs
With the twins now able to walk, talk, bathe, eat and sleep on their own, Randi and Randy have some time to cuddle. Or sleep.
Randy sees a meteor fall from the sky and instructs Randi to fetch it. The huge space rock sells for thousands, so they can finally afford to install a new bedroom for the girls.
The flames help Fiona sleep faster.
Leona's already wearing camo. Hurray.
The twins squabble over everything from school to food to clothes to toys, but they still spend most of their time together.
"Wanna go see Tron?"
Randy may have a super high handiness level, but he still magically breaks everything he touches.
Fiona checks the label on her breakfast. Is she getting enough nutrition?
Fiona wanted to find a rock. This diamond will do.
The neurotic sister begins to suspect she's being spied on by the Russians. This is terrifying, but it's also the night Leona makes up her mind to become an astronaut herself.
"You play with your dollies, Fio. I'm going to play with this robot."
The house has changed a lot. Randy even got his chess table.
Randi does laundry once. She finds a bear gnome in the dryer. "I will never do laundry again!" she shouts. "Never!"
A neighbor, Anita Lobos, notices Randy's prodigious gardening. Randy is happy to sell some of his extra produce; he hopes she'll call again. While Anita and Randy chat in the town park, his daughters are left alone in the house to pick up the housework slack.
It's amazing how much can break in two minutes.
Randy invents a new hair style.
Nothing a quick bath won't fix.
"Another horrible waste of water," he laments.
Inspired by her father's failure, Leona tries her hand with the magic screwdriver.
And the hammer from hammerspace.
She'll be re-inventing the dog toy in no time.
Such a peaceful neighborhood.
It needed azaleas, though.
Mrs. Archer is getting really stressed from all the working out. Where is her promotion?!
Up yours, Riverview Gymnasium!
BOOM! Ahahaha! Criminal and scientific, just how Randi likes it.
After collecting the scrap, she goes home to make out with Randy.
Astronaut training.
Well that was tiring.
R&R both want their daughters to be on the honor roll. Fiona decides she'd rather be super popular, and for that she needs a boyfriend.
Cleveland Ivanov tells Fio his favorite color is blue.... like her hair.
But Fiona doesn't seem very impressed.
Like his grandmother, little Cleveland is a vampire, and that's rather off-putting for this elf kid.
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